You'll find this woebegone Gerudo woman sobbing over a bottle of strong drink in her hometown's public house. She only has eyes for Link, but let's face it, that describes half of Hyrule. She also has a wicked healing ability that'd come in super-handy if you fell off the roof while hanging Christmas lights or suffered the sudden onset of a heart attack while shoveling snow. She's calmer and more careful than her brother, and she has a gentleness about her that's admittedly compelling. Prince Sidon's sister and the once-pilot of the Divine Beast Vah Ruta isn't my type, but she certainly has her fanbase. It's a small trade-off for a friendship that's sure to blossom into a deep romance, though. Imagine years and years of smiling stiffly at his kindergarten suns and trying to find room on your fridge for his works. I can think of only two downsides to this union: Pikango never seems to want to shell out money for actual beds at the stables he paints in front of (he just lies down on the floor of the stable like a geriatric Christ child), and you'd be expected to constantly praise his paintings, which are.

His lust for life and adventure is infectious, and he'd be a lot of fun to travel with. Pikango is an older Hylian and out of shape, but that doesn't slow down his resolve to travel Hyrule and paint its awesome landscapes. Let's shine a spotlight on a few of them. The general Gerudo race won by a long shot, and it made me realize, you know what? Prince Sidon is great, even though he's probably cold and slippery and smells like the kitchen of a 20-year-old Long John Silver's, but there are a lot of wonderfully huggable and kissable Breath of the Wild characters who're getting lost amongst the shark-worship. Maybe that's why Sidon didn't take the number-one spot in the Twitter poll I ran last week about Zelda: Breath of the Wild characters people want to be special friends with.

I don't want to say you don't have a chance with the Prince, but-well, I can't think of an encouraging way to end that sentence. He's not a vain or selfish fish, but surely he knows he can afford to pick and choose his companions, both inside and outside his own species. Here's the thing, though: The line-up for Prince Sidon's affection goes out of Zora's Domain and clear down to Lake Hylia. Me that red shark man from BotW the entire internet has collectively fallen in love with in the past week /QkP16PkQGy- В» Holoska March 12, 2017 Nobody expects the semi-aquatic Zora to go to the trouble of dressing up. He's also a really snazzy dresser, and it's admirable that he takes the time to outfit and accessorize himself. He's brave, he's polite, and he dishes out encouragement as freely as a waiter dishes out coleslaw at a fish fry. It's not as if the royal Zora in question, Prince Sidon, is a bad catch (excuse me). I'm OK with fans obsessing over something as mundane as a shark-man with gills on his flanks and a smile filled with dozens of serrated teeth. Look, shipping wars have gone to dark, deep places.

It's even less surprising that Breath of the Wild's most popular hugboy is a huge bipedal shark with catlike eyes. It's no surprise, then, that The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild dishes up characters seemingly formulated to make fans go bananas. Let's talk about the massive contingent on Tumblr and Twitter that wants to make love to actual skeletons (what would that even sound like). Nadia's Zelda: Breath of the Wild Travel Journal - Let's Celebrate Hyrule's Best BoysДЄnyone who's the tiniest bit familiar with popular game fandoms like Overwatch or Undertale knows that no character is too metallic, limbless, or lacking in flesh to be featured in kissy-kiss fan art and fanfic.

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